“Sporegasms & Side-Eyes” 🍄🍑🔥

These ain’t your average forest fungi.

Meet the thickest mushrooms to ever sprout legs — serving body, booty, and barely-there bikinis that’ll make your grandma clutch her pearls. 🍒 One’s dipped in bold red, the other’s keeping it classic in black & white, but both got attitude for days.

✨ Because sometimes your earrings need more ass than your situationship ever had.

Features:

🍄 Trippy shroom queens with a snatched waist & a stacked 🍑

👙 Asymmetrical red vs. monochrome for that chaotic hot girl balance

🖤 Lightweight but hella bold — like you

🌈 High-gloss finish to make ‘em pop in selfies (and in bed… we won’t ask)

Style Tip:

Pair with zero shame, messy hair, and that “I know I’m fine” energy. Works best when making eye contact with haters 💅